Cheese, cheeseburgers, and cheesecake - praise cheeses!

aw man, I should stop drinking 500 coffees a day

It still depends. if you really want to know it, you have to weight all your food because than you only would really know the calories. And believe me, you don't wanna do that. How less you know, how better!

Somewhat misleading here. I found it hard to believe that iced tea has 50 times as many calories as coffee, so I looked it up. Iced tea has barely 2 calories per 8 oz. serving according to multiple sources, but adding sugar in takes that up to 90 to 100 calories. Without that context, this article is fraudulent. Take everything here with a grain of salt.

Beer?

Calories are what Nature puts in food that makes it taste good.

WTF ? Where do You have calories in black coffe ?

Why is this so inconsistent? Either stick to the fractions of the food that you're talking about or use stock photos of the food

The trick is satisfaction. Eat smaller amounts of healthier food = the same satisfaction as eating more unhealthy food. The reason people keep eating/feeling hungry is b/c of lack of nutritious food choices.