"Was baking bread and had a pyrex dish with water in the bottom of the oven for moisture. Checked the oven, water was gone, my dumb@$$ decides I need to pour more water in. A split second flash of what would happen goes through my brain but I do it anyway. Cool tap water + hot pyrex and BOOOOM! S@#t explodes everywhere. I’ve been finding random bits of pyrex in my kitchen for years now. So, that. And heroin."

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