Perishable food can be left at room temperature for no more than 2 hours

"If you leave perishable food at room temperature for over 2 hours, it may become unsafe to eat by then. However, the "2-hour rule" becomes the "1-hour rule" when the temperature outside reaches 90 degrees or more. Bacteria grows very quickly at hot temperatures."
Don't worry, if at first you don't succeed in poisoning yourself horribly, keep trying! Like for real, PLEASE keep trying.
The only thing you violate is your sock.
You're the kind of guy that his face mask probably has a hole in the middle...for more than one reason.
Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does.
Attacking people in the comments section of a humor based site is beyond pathetic.