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Lonzo 5 month s ago
#8 I did that yesterday with pasta sauce JC-LOL green
       
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Delpha 5 month s ago
Is this whole post some sort of a Darwin thing?
       
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Nollie 5 month s ago
#2 - There's a special circle of Hell for people who trigger car horns when locking cars late at night. I'm hoping it involves an air horn directed at their ear.
       
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Joshua 5 month s ago
#5 being clever, putting a bucket under said sink. emptying said bucket in said sink, still without said drain. (me)
       
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Reginald 5 month s ago
God, people are so f#!king stupid sm_80
       
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"I snuck out to do teenagerly things at around midnight and got back at around 4 in the morning. I very slowly, agonizingly slowly, took my keys out of my pocket, selected the correct key, inserted it into the front door lock at a speed of one tumbler per fortnight, rotated it counterclockwise while palming the rest of the keys so as to not let them jingle and successfully unlocked the door. I removed the key from the lock at the same snails pace and put my keys back in my right front pocket. I went to reach for the doorknob and rang the doorbell. That was when I died."

 

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