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Lonzo 5 month s ago
#8 I did that yesterday with pasta sauce JC-LOL green
       
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Delpha 5 month s ago
Is this whole post some sort of a Darwin thing?
       
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Nollie 5 month s ago
#2 - There's a special circle of Hell for people who trigger car horns when locking cars late at night. I'm hoping it involves an air horn directed at their ear.
       
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Joshua 5 month s ago
#5 being clever, putting a bucket under said sink. emptying said bucket in said sink, still without said drain. (me)
       
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Reginald 5 month s ago
God, people are so f#!king stupid sm_80
       
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"A few years ago I googled "do the people upstairs have a cat?" and it has never left me :/"

 

 

"Phoned the police to report my car stolen after being unable to find it after a shopping trip.

As I was on the phone I looked around idly, at which point I spotted my girlfriend's car. I'd borrowed it. Mine was in the garage for an MOT."

 

 

"One morning my vision was all blurry so I started freaking out and called my gramma to take me to the doctor. Then like 20 minutes later realized I just forgot to put my glasses on. I’ve worn them since 1st grade and totally forgot for half an hour."

 

 

"I saw an animal in the woods behind my house and my immediate thought was KANGAROO!

I live in Indiana."

 

 

"So this happened a couple days ago, I got home from school tired as hell so I decide to take a nap at around 5:00. Well it turns out to be really deep and when I wake up my clock says 7:50. This freaks me the [hell] out because school starts at 7:20 and I quickly get changed and sprint out to my car to drive to school. As I'm driving there is surprisingly little traffic but I don't think anything of it and I pull up to the school parking lot. It is completely empty and I'm confused as hell so I walk over to two police officers and they inform me that it is actually 8 pm not am and I realize that I probably look like the biggest [email protected]$$ around. I just yelled at myself all the way home about how dumb I am."

 

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