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Greg 3 year s ago
I once sat up in bed to find I was totally alone...then I remembered I started out that way :/
       
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Livia 3 year s ago
I frequently sit up half awake and start talking to my girlfriend about stuff that makes complete sense at the time to me.

she has figured out that if she just agrees to whatever I am saying, I go back to sleep.
if she disagrees, I create a whole angry argument around it until she agrees
       
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“My husband once woke me up saying, ‘Call the police. Call the police! CALL. THE. POLICE!’ I chuckled when I realized he was sleep talking. And the next morning, he told me he’d been dreaming that one of his students was upset about her grade, and was revving up a car at the end of our driveway, preparing to run him over! He’s a professor.”

 

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