"This Is Definitely Not My Cat, Even Though She Really Really Acts Like It."
"Olive is my neighbors cat who has a raspy smokers meow. We recently moved in and she made herself instantly at home by burgaling into our house through the windows and front door that I leave open through the day. We live tiny, so sometimes I will be facing one direction in my home, turn around and be greeted out of nowhere by a meow that sounds as if she just puffed on 20 packs of cigarettes."
If you are not a cat person, get a dog.
<-- Doggo get rid of cat.
Dog or cat. Both are great.