"This Is My Patio And My Budgie, But Not My Cat"
"He showed up one spring hoping to mate with my two girl cats. But my girls are fixed and are permanently not in “the mood”. After breaking into my house, eating all the cat food and spraying, I looked into taking him to the Cats Home. They said he would most likely be put down as they felt he might not be easily adopted. So I decided to keep him. I buttered him up with food until I could pet him and booked him in with the vet to be neutered and microchiped. His name is Oskar and he’s been with us for 6 years."
If you are not a cat person, get a dog.
<-- Doggo get rid of cat.
Dog or cat. Both are great.