“I think I broke an ankle just looking at this.”
“This morning, I got my white paint delivered. The delivery guy was really surprised that I refused to accept these buckets.”
“I can smell the damp carpet from here.”
"What’s even the point of having a cabinet door but no cabinet?"
“I wanted to save money by repairing the microwave myself, but it slipped out of my hands while I was unmounting it and its glass top broke.”
“We finished our bathroom renovations but we didn’t buy a mixer tap. Eventually, we made a temporary one out of polypropylene. It works just fine.”
"The little nail that could and 2 hammers that couldn’t"
"Wildly infuriating"
“The toilets were redone and now we can poop in peace.”
"Steps that you can’t see, a.k.a. a twisted or broken ankle just waiting to happen"
"The illustration of cost-effectiveness: 1 radiator for 2 rooms"
“We’ve waited 3 months for this gate to be installed.”
“My hurricane-grade metal roof didn’t survive category 1 winds.”
“This school did some renovations. The new outside area has the tables in a lower section surrounded by a step-up of pavement. Guess what happened when it rained 2 days ago.”
"You can tell who’s never used this bathroom before because they’ll come out wet."
"The smallest handrail you’ve ever seen"
“In this case, I’d use it by smacking my hip on it 3 times a day.”
“I was told there’d be an outlet in this bathroom before I moved in.”
“My buddy’s parents renovated their bathroom when he left for college. They don’t know why he doesn’t like coming home anymore.”
“I present to you: my toilet hole-in-the-wall!”
“There is 3/4 of an electrical outlet in my home.”
“I present my apartment’s 1/3 of an outlet — I won!”
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