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Artelepsa 3 year s ago
Funny how when you get a VPN, hot singles from the city you choose suddenly want to meet you.
       
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Ellswood 3 year s ago
Artelepsa,

ah so that's what it is...I thought my local stalker had moved and wanted me to move after her.
       
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Lina 3 year s ago
#19 ikr. Are all of the people you've dated crazy, or could it be that you're the one who's actually bat-sh*t?
       
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Waldo 3 year s ago
#5 When the Call display says "Potential scam" that is a good guy cell phone company.
       
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"I’m a martial artist, and have been my entire life. Legit martial artists don’t brag, they don’t go out looking for fights and they almost always try to do their best to defuse a situation instead of letting it escalate to fisticuffs.

Now… if you meet someone that says one of the following:

-I had to register my hands as deadly weapons

-I’ve been trained in techniques that are too dangerous to demonstrate on someone

-I have black belts in every martial art ever. (Or they mention a black belt in a martial art that doesn’t actually HAVE belts like Muay Thai for example)

-OH, if I had to fight that guy, I’d do (insert silly martial arts lingo) and he’d be helpless!

Chances are, that person couldn’t beat a drum."

 

Chingparr

 

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