“Pro of being 5 ft tall— limitless costume ideas! The kids at work love when I dress up.”
“The dangers of parking garages”
“Me (5’3”) and my date (5’10″) to semi-formal from last night!"
“My wife and I have a painting system worked out — she goes low, I go high.”
“Visited the Met and was so excited to see a suit of armor that would have fit me perfectly!”
“Not needing a ladder to put up Christmas lights is pretty awesome.”
“I bought a witchy skirt, but I’m short... So, now it’s a dress!”
“I’m 6’2 and a half, so this is what I see in most mirrors.”
“Visiting my dad’s girlfriend’s family. They’re a family of tall people.”
“New apartment... I present to you my mini fridge.”
“My girlfriend trying to use the ATM in Croatia”
“A mall in Amman Jordan.”
“The seat on the train nobody else likes.”
“Hi, this is me turning the fan on because my waiter couldn’t reach the switch.”
“Short people perks: fitting into the fun clothes from the kids’ section.”
“This bathroom in my dad’s new house. I’m 6’1”. The room is so short they had to cut holes in the ceiling over the toilet and sink so you can stand up."