"We're looking for rockstars."
"We're looking for people who will tolerate our s@#tty pay, hours, and treatment of employees."
"The one question every job applicant must ask is: "Why is this position open?", and watch the faces of everyone in the room before they answer. If they tell you the company's growing and it's a new position, great! If smiling Mary says it was her job but she was just promoted, terrific! If they tell you that the last couple of people they tried in the position just didn't work out, thank them and leave."