"Yesterday my dog was barking while I was facetiming a friend. I went out to the gate to see what he was barking at (it’s 9’ high) and peeped through the hand hole to see my next door neighbour taking a piss on the land between our places. I saw his d@#k then he was looking at my eye he said “It’s ok Buddy” which is my dogs name. So yesterday I saw my next door neighbours d@#k then held eye contact for a second."

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