"My wife’s stepmom dated a guy who shared my name. She sent the titty pic to the wrong contact. She was around 60 at the time.

I deleted it and took the opportunity to get off my @$$ and down to the cell phone shop for a new phone and a new number. I then texted all of my contacts saying I’d gotten a new number and may have missed anything they sent in the last four hours. I created a perfect excuse for us never to speak of even the possibility of something so wrong, but I still haven’t drunk enough to forget it."

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