“I’ve decided to go home after my lunch break. I don’t think anyone will notice.”
“My younger brother just brought me this and asked, ’Is this a mini sundial?’”
"I finally put my tree up. Happy Holidays, everyone!’
“My husband sent this to me while I was at work with the line, ’He is ready to poo in the dark, haha!’”
“I was tasked with clearing out the crawlspace, but then I found my old slot car track and progress halted.”
“I decided to send my mom a cutout so I could still be home for the holidays!”
“My dad bought my sisters and me a set of ’ladies’ tools’ when we went to college.”
“Told my dad we could get a gardener to trim the trees but he insisted on saving money...came home to witness this.”
"Sometimes the ignorance of women’s issues can play a cruel joke on a man."
“Asked my husband to keep our new puppy busy. Came back to find this.”
“I think my dude has something on his mind.”
“My husband bought this shirt for himself. I have no words.”
“Decided to do an in-depth investigation of a dryer ventilation tube in the attic while the wife and kid went to get dinner. Fell completely through. Hopefully, she won’t notice this in the master bathroom.”
"Even an unsuccessful tattoo can be turned into a masterpiece."
"A sense of humor is vital when using the Internet."