"My first wife held a grudge because I forgave her for cheating on me. It bothered her so much that she decided to get back at me by cheating again, and when I didn’t throw a tantrum and throw her s@#t on the lawn she went out and did it again.

She cheated so much that she didn’t even realize I’d stopped having sex with her a year and a half before the divorce came through until I’d pointed it out.

Good times."

CplSoletrain