"I was jogging around my neighborhood. Out of shape and out of breath near the end of my run. Three little girls were standing on their stoop watching me lurch past. I saw them giggling as I approached. Then in unison they started chanting

“Fart face! Fart face! You’re a farty fart face!”

They didn’t stop til I was out of sight. It hurt cause I am a bit of a fart face but I didn’t realize random children could instantly tell."

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