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Hugh 3 year s ago
#6 Better than cr#pping out of your mouth!
       
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Quillie 2 year s ago
overheard in train:
6yo girl: mommy, the train goes fast
mom: yes, it does
6yo: as fast as the bus
m: no, trains are faster
6yo:...
6yo:...
6yo: as fast as two busses?
       
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"Toddler & I are in the truck for a 3-hour, mostly freeway trip. Toddler asks if she can have her window down. Begs. Says pretty please. Whines that she NEEDS the window down. Answer is no… we’re going 70 mph for the next few hours. Thus begins the wailing! She cries, and cries… and cries. The window’s not going down, I’m tuning her out, no problem, the music is on, I’m just driving and life is good.

After probably 45 minutes of this, she slows down, gulps a few times, and in a tremulous voice asks, “Mommy, why am I crying?”

I laughed so hard I nearly ran off the road. If you don’t remember, I’m not telling you, Kid."

 

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