"Overheard at a grocery store: mom let her little boy pick out some ice cream. Kid chooses some sort of chocolate banana popsicle and mom says no. Kid starts crying. Mom says “I thought you didn’t like bananas.” Kid immediately stops crying, says “Oh yeah”, and picks something else."
Fork_hands_mcmike
6yo girl: mommy, the train goes fast
mom: yes, it does
6yo: as fast as the bus
m: no, trains are faster
6yo:...
6yo:...
6yo: as fast as two busses?