“My grandpa had a super rich uncle whose daughter was getting married. Solidly 1960’s middle class, the only thing my grandpa and grandma could afford to buy for them was a single fork for their silver service. So they bought them one fork. It’s become our big family joke now and my mom gave me a single silver fork for my wedding!”
Adlersmomma
In the end there will be the question starting with 'Will you...' The answer still could be a solid NO. Stuff for a comedy though...