“My grandpa had a super rich uncle whose daughter was getting married. Solidly 1960’s middle class, the only thing my grandpa and grandma could afford to buy for them was a single fork for their silver service. So they bought them one fork. It’s become our big family joke now and my mom gave me a single silver fork for my wedding!”
Adlersmomma
“A cafe grade coffee machine. Like the ones you see in professional coffee shops. I’ve been to these peoples house, this thing wouldn’t even fit on their kitchen counter and it cost around £5,000. To make it worse, she doesn’t drink coffee.”
pocketfullofuranium
“A gaming console. Seriously. WTF.”
BeepBeepPinkJeep
“Look, if I go to your wedding and you’re a friend or family, you’re getting 50 bucks. Coworkers and acquaintances 25.”
AffectionatePanic
“$1000 for the reservation fee for a Tesla Model S.”
TheMillennialDiaries
“A 75′ TV”
primadonna21383
“On the opposite end of the spectrum…batteries.”
glasssa251
“Lakers tickets”
babygoattttttt
“A golden pumpkin. It wasn’t a planter or anything, just a really big, and expensive, golden pumpkin.”
DRHdez
“A bunch of expensive camping equipment on their registry. Neither the bride nor the groom had ever gone camping before and still haven’t in the few years since they got married.”
diertje
“A $250 ceramic egg”
babygoattttttt
“A trip to Disneyland. Not adding money to a honeymoon fund like buying dinner one night, but the entire trip.”
tk61
“A gold plated s’mores making kit”
4_celine
“A queen sized $2500 mattress.”
missanthropy09
“You don’t need $400 for a Dutch oven, you just need a tin of baked beans and a solid blanket.”
Bekenel
“One that I wasn’t even invited to. I work for a global firm but someone sent out an email to our entire office with a link to their registry and a link to their honeymoon GoFundMe. It made me cringe. I simply deleted it and moved on with my life. It was the second marriage for both and they were well in their 30’s.”
pablomoney
“A $400 gravy boat”
LakmeBun
“Crystal salt and pepper shakers on their registry that were $200 each and sold separately.”
Potential_Minimum537
“A set of ten bath sheets that cost $82 apiece.”
sewistforsix
“A PlayStation AND an Xbox. And the bride was not a gamer so it was definitely not a gift request for them as a couple.”
bloobaloon
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In the end there will be the question starting with 'Will you...' The answer still could be a solid NO. Stuff for a comedy though...