“I had just walked into the Whole Foods in Austin when I heard a commotion near the entrance behind me. I turned around and saw a tall blond shirtless man. He was jacked and handsome. Also, he was being asked to leave because he wasn’t wearing any shoes and it was store policy. I knew who it was underneath that scraggly beard. Matthew McConaughey. The patron saint of Texas. I went out to my truck and picked up a pair of sandals I had left there from a trip to the beach. That was the day I solved his munchies crisis. And lost my favorite pair of sandals.”
—shaboom—
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Rhoda 3 year s ago
I knew there was a reason I liked Clint.
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Nap 3 year s ago
#12 The guy's neighbor was pulling his leg. Clint Eastwood doesn't smoke in real life, only in a few of his movies where his character had to did he reluctantly smoke a cigarillo. He hated them, so much so that he often got sick on sets due to the many takes. This was all during the early days before prop smokes were replaced with herbs or rose petal faux tobacco.
But the P*$$y part is believable. lol Clint loves women.
But the P*$$y part is believable. lol Clint loves women.
But the P*$$y part is believable. lol Clint loves women.