"My mother wanted to name my baby brother 'Ichabod Rusty.' Our surname is 'Ford,' and she was determined to call him 'Icky Rusty Ford.' She tickled herself s@#tless through her pregnancy, but eventually my dad said 'No,' and they settled on something much more appropriate."
I like the misspelled names like Isiah and Dwyane.
Your birth certificate is just a receipt, you were born on a tax farm.
Isn't it sweet?
BTW favorite boy names in Berlin and London are now Mohammed.
..and when you're brave enough...!