"I had been seeing this guy for a long while and thought it was going to be a lasting relationship. One night, I was giving him oral and in the middle of it, he picks up the phone and calls his mom. I start to sit up and he holds my head down to finish while he listens to his mom’s voice."
-mattmelrach
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Indie 3 year s ago
#11 To drink a soda in the shower is a bigger deal than being messy. Going away was the correct thing to do IMHO. But the reason for that .. 
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Jos 3 year s ago
#5 sounds like a keeper!
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.