"He told me on the first date that he had recently been sexually assaulted, by a ghost. At lunch he turned bright red and started shaking and crying, in the restaurant, in front of everyone, because I didn’t pay for his lunch. I’ll never go on another blind date again."
-SilverotterFalls
#16 Someone I know was driving, and a raccoon ran into the street. He had to cross the double yellow line...just to run over it.