#23 ""A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!""
The dumbest things I’ve been told were 1) the ~235,000 fatalities of the Sumatra–Andaman tsunami in 2004 equaled half of the world population, and 2) because Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein that makes him an Islamic radical.
"My friend said, 'You're trying to tell me that our sun is a star? What are all those other things?' I proceed to show her an observable universe’s size comparison video. She said, 'Humans can’t look that far, I can’t even see the moon sometimes.'"
#23 ""A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!""
The dumbest things I’ve been told were 1) the ~235,000 fatalities of the Sumatra–Andaman tsunami in 2004 equaled half of the world population, and 2) because Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein that makes him an Islamic radical.
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
Both from the same person.
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
"You can always trust the government".