"My ex wife (wife at the time) came home late, said she had a flat tire and that her and her girlfriend were able to put the spare on (I taught her that) then she said there was something she didn't understand. She said she saw a screw in the tire and wanted to know that if the screw was in the top of the tire, why was the bottom flat."
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Mitty 3 year s ago
#23 ""A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!""
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
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Martin 3 year s ago
The dumbest things I’ve been told were 1) the ~235,000 fatalities of the Sumatra–Andaman tsunami in 2004 equaled half of the world population, and 2) because Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein that makes him an Islamic radical.
Both from the same person.
Both from the same person.
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Zeely 3 year s ago
#3 actual stance of the church
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Calvin 3 year s ago
....that diversity is a good thing.
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Monty 3 year s ago
#28 Apparently in live in hell...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
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Bev 3 year s ago
Monty,
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
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Ara 3 year s ago
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
Both from the same person.
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
"You can always trust the government".