"An ex tried telling me that his therapist assured him that it was MY sole responsibility to remain in a relationship with him to keep his sanity in check.....i obviously disagreed. Im not your personal prescription."
"me: it's unfortunate that it's cloudy tonight, so we can't see the stars.
friend: "ohhhh, so THAT'S why you don't see the stars sometimes"
Apparently she thought only some nights were starry because of the Earth's rotation or something."
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Mitty 3 year s ago
#23 ""A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!""
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
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Martin 3 year s ago
The dumbest things I’ve been told were 1) the ~235,000 fatalities of the Sumatra–Andaman tsunami in 2004 equaled half of the world population, and 2) because Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein that makes him an Islamic radical.
Both from the same person.
Both from the same person.
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Zeely 3 year s ago
#3 actual stance of the church
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Calvin 3 year s ago
....that diversity is a good thing.
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Monty 3 year s ago
#28 Apparently in live in hell...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
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Bev 3 year s ago
Monty,
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
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Ara 3 year s ago
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
"You can always trust the government".
You're a sick bastard. I like that.
Both from the same person.
Well, that explains the weed, prostitutes, and raw herring street snacks...
How do you explain stroopwafel then? They came from heaven.
"You can always trust the government".