"I went on a date about 6 months ago with a girl who was really into astrology. I had asked if she wanted to eat at a certain restaurant and she said no because of something in her horoscope. I explained to her that some guy that works for the local newspaper wrote that, or at best some guy writes for a ton of newspapers. She got really mad and we had my favorite conversation to think about

Her: “that isn’t true only an astrologist can write horoscopes.”

Me: “it’s not like every publication has an astrologist on their payroll”

Her: “it probably comes from a group of astrologists. It’s science and it’s illegal to lie about science, they would revoke that astrologist’s license”

Me: “his what?”"

"Someone said that Adam and Eve were white because they had seen pictures."