"My friend found a photo I gave her in kindergarten. My older brother helped me write the note.
“This year in kindergarten was the bestest. You made me laugh till I s@#t my own pants.”"
-diaryofasamsquanch
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!