Read The Notes! (21 PICS)

Posted in RANDOM       16 Apr 2021       2065       4 GALLERY VIEW

"My sister and her husband live in a small town, they came home to this note on their door.

“A group of your neighbors wish to announce that the ‘one way’ frosty glass in your bathroom is facing the wrong way.”"




"Came to work today and saw this note on the bathroom door.

“Hey, if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.”"




"A friend’s note to her husband this morning.

“I’m on a Zoom call. Do not walk out naked.”"




"My girlfriend left me a note.

“Roses are red, cacti are thorny, I just can’t help that you make me so… Wait, this isn’t a cactus. Aloe you vera much!”"




"Watching my parents farm for the weekend… Note from my mom.

“If a chicken dies throw in woods across street when no one is looking.”"




"Our IT guy went on vacation and left us this note…

“Gone to Hawaii (far from you). Don’t even think about calling me. Call that one guy Mark who also sometimes works in IT. x122. P.S. If my office is burning down, wipe my internet history. THX.”"




"My friend came home to find this note on his door.

“…after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write. It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud…”"




"The cafe where I work got broken into. The thief was greeted by this note I left inside the register.

“Haha, no money.”"




"My niece is in 5th grade and got her first love note. This 5th grader has more game than I’ll ever have.

“My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever.”"




"A note left on the coaster of a local brew pub.

“Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem more like a neat hobby than alcoholism.”"




"Mailbox damaged – Found this note

“My wife hit your mailbox avoiding a squirrel! I know, right? Our number is…”"




"My friend found a photo I gave her in kindergarten. My older brother helped me write the note.

“This year in kindergarten was the bestest. You made me laugh till I [email protected]#t my own pants.”"




"A note that my little cousin left for his dad.

“You are a hard worker. You can make the earth a better place and if you work hard you can buy me that game I want.”"




"I asked my wife to put abusive notes in my lunchbox instead of the usual soppy love notes. This is day 2.

“You’re a smelly crusty c#nt cookie. Hope you [email protected]#t yourself.”"




"Our office candy guy left us a note..

“This would be filled with candy but nobody in this building has any self control!”"




"Wife left a note in my lunch.

“Sorry the quality of this sandwich is subpar compared to the ones you have been making lately, but I pushed our baby out of my vagina. Have some candy. XoXo”"




"Some guy took up 3 parking spots so my friend left him a little note…

“Nice parking, please don’t reproduce!”"




"When your boss asks for a note to prove you’re really sick.

“I’m an adult.”"




"This note on the fridge at work.

“Notice: Hello. I drank your Coca-Cola. ER-MAH-GERD it was good. Thanks. But also, sorry.”"




"Make the delivery person think twice.

“This is not a doorbell! It’s a button that opens a trap door beneath you.”"




"I Love Sidewalk Chalk!

“@$$hole Parking”"




Evaline 1 year ago
Can't people do anything nowadays without it being posted online?

"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
Jos 1 year ago

And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!
Jos 1 year ago
#4 is a clever one!
King 1 year ago
#17 JC-LOL



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