"This note on the fridge at work.
“Notice: Hello. I drank your Coca-Cola. ER-MAH-GERD it was good. Thanks. But also, sorry.”"
-siredwardh
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!