"My niece is in 5th grade and got her first love note. This 5th grader has more game than I’ll ever have.
“My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever.”"
-dreichert87
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!