"Our IT guy went on vacation and left us this note…
“Gone to Hawaii (far from you). Don’t even think about calling me. Call that one guy Mark who also sometimes works in IT. x122. P.S. If my office is burning down, wipe my internet history. THX.”"
-rayzirxy
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!