"My friend came home to find this note on his door.
“…after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write. It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud…”"
-saved_by_Singularity
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!