"Wife left a note in my lunch.
“Sorry the quality of this sandwich is subpar compared to the ones you have been making lately, but I pushed our baby out of my vagina. Have some candy. XoXo”"
-xjrider
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!