"I asked my wife to put abusive notes in my lunchbox instead of the usual soppy love notes. This is day 2.
“You’re a smelly crusty c#nt cookie. Hope you s@#t yourself.”"
-social_pariah
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!