"My girlfriend left me a note.
“Roses are red, cacti are thorny, I just can’t help that you make me so… Wait, this isn’t a cactus. Aloe you vera much!”"
-F1uffydestro
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!