"Came to work today and saw this note on the bathroom door.
“Hey, if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.”"
-Vital_Granade
"I asked my wife to write abusive notes!" - What sort of adult has to ask for notes in their lunch?
And the wife doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re. She needs a good spanking!