"Casino Barge Captain
Many places in the US have riverboat casino laws that are used to justify large casino barges that are tethered in position and never move, not even having any engines or other means of conveyance. Since they are technically barges despite being immobile they are legally required to have a Captain certified to operate vessels of that tonnage and crew on board at all times of operation.
I can’t imagine a more gravy position than “exist on the premises with your piece of paper”"
Given the standards of driving (or lack thereof), there is actually plenty to do.
Restroom Attendant.
Subway Pusher.
Chief Information Officer.
Parking Attendant.
ATM Guard.
Lifeguard at the Swimming Olympics.
Pet Psychic.
Chief Ethics Officer.
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