"For the states that require it, the gas station employees that fill up your tank. I ended up in New Jersey and it was super awkward."
"Saw this woman standing next to her SUV for ten minutes at the gas station. Finally she asks me why no one is pumping her gas for her. So I says to her “We hate you cause you’re from New Jersey.” She looks at me amazed and asks how we can tell. Eventually I let her in on the joke and helped her pump her gas. She was in her 40s, had she never driven out of NJ before?"
Given the standards of driving (or lack thereof), there is actually plenty to do.
Restroom Attendant.
Subway Pusher.
Chief Information Officer.
Parking Attendant.
ATM Guard.
Lifeguard at the Swimming Olympics.
Pet Psychic.
Chief Ethics Officer.
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