"My MIL tells me that during the days of the USSR there were people who sat at desks at the entrances of subway stations. They didn’t actually do anything, but that was their job since by law for a while in the Soviet Union everyone needed to have a job."
"Their job is to be unhelpful and surly. Those jobs still exist in some post-Soviet countries."
Given the standards of driving (or lack thereof), there is actually plenty to do.
Restroom Attendant.
Subway Pusher.
Chief Information Officer.
Parking Attendant.
ATM Guard.
Lifeguard at the Swimming Olympics.
Pet Psychic.
Chief Ethics Officer.
per google