"'Bathroom attendant. Elevator operator. Social Media Influencer."
"Imma dispute Bathroom attendants by saying, their actual job is to keep drunks form trashing the stalls, the whole towels and mints shebang is to give them something to do on the meantime."
Given the standards of driving (or lack thereof), there is actually plenty to do.
Restroom Attendant.
Subway Pusher.
Chief Information Officer.
Parking Attendant.
ATM Guard.
Lifeguard at the Swimming Olympics.
Pet Psychic.
Chief Ethics Officer.
per google