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use little less as in H not He. and mat get seryous.
"Will somebody please think of the helium!"
"Children, this is a statue of Luke. It was erected in 2024 after the Great Balloon Crash of 2021. He saved what was left of our helium in what was then empty peanut butter jars. If it wasn't for his efforts, we would have run out."
"Citizen 1023B478 you have been found guilty of owning exhibit number A, labeled as the movie UP, an ancient and forbidden format of media conveying wasteful helium practices! According to the great helium articles of Luke the high minded, you are guilty! Guards? Carry out the execution."
"My fellow Terrans. I am able to address you today as the president of planet Earth, due to the great effort of Luke the high minded. It's been one two hundred and fifty three years since our beloved Luke preserved what was left of Earth's helium with his wise and all knowing post and peanut butter jars. Sadly, we are down to our last jar of helium and now...in memorial of Luke, your president shall personal salute his memory one last time. (inhales) HAIL LUKE!"
"What happens now that we're out of helium? Can we just use a bunch of hot air? I know! Let's name it Luke!"
Can I buy some pot from you?
What about Luke-warm air ?
The baboon backing up and turning without its paws on the steering wheel? The car is obviously remote controlled.