"When I picked my 3yo daughter up from auntie she said she had something for me in her pocket.
She pulled a whole handful of flowers from her pocket and turns out she spent all afternoon picking the perfect flowers for mommy and keeping them in her pocket and it’s the nicest bouquet I’ve ever gotten."
This is almost as stupid as the comment on facism. No "certainty" of city living or even a police force for others online. Equally probable that, like me, they live in a remote town, and they just have Troopers drive out only if absolutely nessisary. If they even have Troopers.