"My daughter can be super sweet sometimes. Our roomba started working but had a low battery so he was going back to its base and my 3 year old asked what was wrong. I told her that he was tired because he worked all night. She picked it up and carried it upstairs to her room and made him a bed."
This is almost as stupid as the comment on facism. No "certainty" of city living or even a police force for others online. Equally probable that, like me, they live in a remote town, and they just have Troopers drive out only if absolutely nessisary. If they even have Troopers.