"Same color, (almost) same pattern"
"This beer can that matches my buddies shirt"
"My shirt matched my pasta bowl last night."
"The way my shoes match this hotel’s carpet perfectly"
"My roommate and her phone case"
"I got a new shirt and it matches my Kleenex box."
"My overnight oats matched my granite."
"My new wallet and my pants"
"My sweatpants are almost identical to the cover on my bed."
"My son’s shorts transparency is set to 100%."
"I’m gone, missing, boyfriend is weeping, the cats are wailing."
"My friend has a sweatshirt that looks exactly like her blanket."
"My scarf matched the hotel carpet pretty well."
"I sat in front of this window for 2 hours and no one bothered to say anything. Rude."
"I was lying down under a tree when I realized that I blend into the ground."
"The pattern on my daughter’s hand-me-down onesie perfectly matches the sheets in her crib"
"My faded peachy hair ended up perfectly matching my roses!"
"My smoothie this morning matched my sweater perfectly."
"My partner got a pair of socks that almost perfectly match our carpet flooring."
"My buddy and this chair. Yes, I’m friends with jeans, nothing more in the photo."
"My girlfriend’s skirt whilst looking at pebbles on the beach"
"Love how it looks like there’s part of my jacket that’s chroma-keyed out and the rest is perfectly opaque."
"These cupcake papers match my sister"
"Lost my little nephew on this sheet. Help!"
"My shoes blend in with the carpet at work."