Beaver Tails
While ACTUAL beaver tails are (supposedly) delicious, this tasty treat is something completely different. Invented in the early 80s, beaver tails consist of fried dough (shaped as a beaver tail) and whichever sweet toppings you so desire. From cinnamon sugar to Nutella and marshmallow, the options are essentially endless.
Per wikipedia: "the earliest example of grinding peanuts into paste has been traced to the Aztecs and Incas," modern peanut butter was invented by a Canadian with credit also given to two other inventors.
with a tall glass of "tears of my enemies"
Sorry Northern Bros!
Bannock bread is not a Canadian creation!
Created by and a staple of the Bannock/Nez Pierce tribes of what would become Idaho and Montana.
Became a staple on the Lewis and Clark Expedition when they first tasted it in Montana.
"While ACTUAL beaver tails are (supposedly) delicious..."
That's on my list of things to try- right after skunk butt.