“Couple Years Back I Ripped Out A Deck For My (Now Passed) Great Uncle. My Grandpa And I Saved The Pieces For When Eventually I Could Have My Own Back Yard! We Just Built It Today! Free Wood And 5 Hours Of Work!”
If the text is reassessed below the surface then polishing wont remove it. Also that "studio shot" is a piece of white-ish paper and a lamp.