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He is still alive
???:”put the lotion in the basket!!!”
My GF's dog "butt dialed" 911 from her phone as she was leaving my house one evening, then the b*tch hung up.
The police showed up at my house saying they had a 911 hang-up call from a cell phone. That was when I learned how accurately cell phones can be pinpointed with GPS.
Could have been worse; she was there helping me process a deer. Luckily I had washed up before the police arrived. I'm guessing I would have had a hard time explaining blood on my hands when I answered the door.